If you are visiting this page, regardless of a purchase or not, I want to thank you personally for the support. I truly believe you are buying the coolest shit I have ever painted and it all looks super badass framed and presented. I am super stoked I get to share this physical work in person!
*In the event of sticker shock, take a second to read this and understand my pricing please.
I believe in full transparency where these figures are concerned. You will never get this info from a “real” gallery and can be fairly certain that they are taking most of the profit from the artist -
Material costs - The panel, frame, and paint are roughly 18% of the price per painting.
Gallery commission - 10%
Labor - Average 100 hours per large panel. 8 to 12 hours per small panel.
The X-Factor - Several of these paintings are more significant to me for personal reasons Id love to share.
Aligned with prior show averages - In my opinion, these paintings represent my most RADICAL work to date and I hope you think so too! *Rad as in 80’s Florida Rad
REAL ART - Give AI the middle finger by owning something real! This is a hand made object. It is one of a kind and will last forever.
I am old and may die soon. These could be worth twice as much any day now :)
Family Reunion Price List
Large Work
Holiday Road $3000
Put A Bird on It $3000
Magic Kingdom $1500
Circle (K) of Life $3000
A F@#king Cup of Coffee $3000
Houdini $3000
Mendoza $3500
Floral Arrangement $3500
Rookies $4000
Sad Clown $4000
Wet My Beak $6000
Small Work
Dedication $300
Hospitality $300
Later $300
Golden Hour $500
Autopsy $500
Merit Badge $500
Bird Watcher $500
Decoy $500
Dollarhide’s Whip $500
Swimming at Night on Lido Key $500
Ship High in Transit $800
Framed Prints
Vows $500
Feel The Void $500
Goes to Eleven $500
Google Attacks the Farm $250
Taller Men Know the Wind $250
Meanwhile $250
Unframed Prints
Feel the Void $150
Vows $150
Google Attacks the Farm $100
Taller Men Know the Wind $100
Meanwhile $100